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Obama's facial expressions
« on: October 03, 2013, 05:50:06 PM »
I posted here about some of Obama's strange gestures during the government sequester in March, but the some of the expressions he's been making related to the government shutdown are even funnier.  Ferahgo suggested I start a thread where we post some images of his expressions, and make up captions.

All of these expressions are from articles about the government shutdown over the past few days.



"Although I will not take a cut to my salary, each day that that the shutdown lasts I do intend to drink a cup of lemon juice."



"No matter how hard I push, there's still no movement to end the logjam."



"If a default is allowed to occur after the federal government hits its spending limit on October 17, I will make an even bigger frown."

or

"See the flag back there?  If congress does not pass a budget bill soon, we will have to burn that to heat the White House."

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Re: Obama's facial expressions
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2013, 08:41:03 PM »
Lol those are all pretty great. My favorite is the last quote for the last pic. Though the first pic looks more like he's smelling a fart to me.

Not shutdown-related, but here are a few of my favorite Obama expressions:





And, of course:

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Re: Obama's facial expressions
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2013, 08:52:47 PM »
I'm not sure about the second and third, but my caption for the first one is, "Due to the budget sequestration, we don't have the funds to pay for this peach, so I hope no one sees me eat it."

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Re: Obama's facial expressions
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2013, 03:50:01 AM »




"Rook out America! We will raunch our missars at you!!"





"Aawwww yeeaaah!"









"You come to me, on this day of my election, and you ask for a favor?"
"I'll give you an office you simply cannot refuse..."





Shots fired.









Obama approves.





"Obama declares war on white children." - Fox News





"Well, you didn't say pepperonis pizza..."




















Okay, enough of the jokes. He needs to bring the economy Bach.
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Re: Obama's facial expressions
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2013, 10:33:10 AM »
One of my favorite things to do with these "Thanks Obama" images is to come up with ways that Obama actually could be responsible for what's going on in them.



After supreme court justices appointed by Obama struck down the ban on Federal recognition for gay marriage, this teenager was adopted by a male gay couple.  Unfortunately, men know a lot less than women about the right way to put away dishes.



Due to lack of funding for the Food & Drug Administration caused by the sequestration and government shutdown, the FDA is no longer able to hold food to the same safety standards that they used to.



This man has epilepsy, and as a result of Obamacare his employer no longer provides him with health insurance.  However, he also can't purchase insurance under Obamacare because the Obamacare website doesn't work properly, so now he's uninsured and his epilepsy is untreated.

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Re: Obama's facial expressions
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2013, 12:32:40 AM »
You two are bad!  :laugh:

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Re: Obama's facial expressions
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2013, 12:49:10 AM »
Time to eat.








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Re: Obama's facial expressions
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2013, 05:00:16 PM »


“When the Obamacare website starts working properly, potheads will have the same insurance rates as everyone else.  But until then, I recommend pretending to smoke invisible joints, like I’m doing here.”



“And cigar smokers should pretend to smoke invisible cigars, like this.”



“It will be difficult for a while, but please just think about the immense volume of weed or tobacco you’ll soon be able to smoke without spending more on insurance!”

(Incidentally, he is actually talking about Obamacare in all of these photographs.)

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Re: Obama's facial expressions
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2013, 05:04:41 PM »


Or maybe someone actually Photoshopped the joint out of the first photograph. A plan this flawed could only be thought up while totally blazed out of your mind, right?
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Re: Obama's facial expressions
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2014, 05:30:54 PM »


"I must remember to eat more fiber."

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Re: Obama's facial expressions
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2014, 01:13:13 PM »
I like something about Obama. He said that Palestinians alseo deserve a free country. At that day the Israel goverment almost exploded.

He is not perfect, but atleast.

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Re: Obama's facial expressions
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Re: Obama's facial expressions
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2014, 04:18:13 AM »


... I really don't even know ...

Maybe someone will find a good caption for it.
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Re: Obama's facial expressions
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2017, 02:40:24 AM »


I am happy with vigrx plus now.

Lol, that one cracked me up.

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